Bollywood Love Dialogues in Hindi

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“Tere dil mein meri saanson ko panaah mil jaye… tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye.”
Movie: Fanaa

“Main aaine mein apna chehra bhool sakta hoon… tumhara kabhi nahi.”
Movie: Aashiqui 2

“Mujhe yakeen hai ki mein sirf isliye janma hoon…. ki tumse pyar kar sakun…. tum sirf isliye, ki ek din meri ban jaon.”
Movie: Dil Chahta Hai

“Aag suraj mein hoti hai, jalna zameen ko padta hai… mohabbat nigahein karti hai, tadapna dil ko padta hai.”
Movie: Fanaa

“Tum bhi mujhse pyar karti ho bahut pyar, lekin kahogi nahi…
tadapogi mere bagair lekin jataogi nahi…
mere paas aana chahti ho, seene se lagke rona chahti ho,
dil mein rehna chahti ho lekin rahogi nahi…
lekin main tumhari tarah nahi hoon…
main toh reh hi nahi sakta yeh kahe bina ki mujhe tumse ishq hai.”
Movie: Hamari Adhuri Kahani

“Pyar dosti hai… agar woh meri sab se achchi dost nahin ban sakti, to main usse kabhi pyar kar hi nahi sakta… kyun ki dosti bina toh pyar hota hi nahin… simple, pyar dosti hai.”
Movie: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai

“Duniya mein kitni hai nafratein… phir bhi dilon mein hai chahatein… mar bhi jayen pyar waale… mit bhi jayen yaar waale… zinda rehti unki mohabbatein.”
Movie: Mohabbatein

“Mohabbat woh mohra hai jiski wajah se bade badhon ko maat mili hai.”
Movie: Once Upon A Time In Mumbaai Dobara

“Main aur meri tanhayi, aksar yeh baatein karte hai…
tum hoti toh kaisa hota… tum yeh kehti, tum woh kehti,
tum is baat pe hairaan hoti, tum us baat pe kitni hasti…
tum hoti toh aaisa hota, tum hoti toh waisa hota…
main aur meri tanhayi, aksar yeh baatein karte hai.”
Movie: Silsila

“Tumhare jaisi ldkiyan flirting ke liye nahi… ishq ke liye bani hai.”
Movie: Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

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Ganesh Chaturthi SMS in हिन्दी Font

September 14, 2015, 3:03 pm

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आरती - जय गणेश जय गणेश जय गणेश देवा…

जय गणेश, जय गणेश, जय गणेश, देवा .
माता जाकी पारवती, पिता महादेवा ..

एकदन्त, दयावन्त, चारभुजाधारी,
माथे पर तिलक सोहे, मूसे की सवारी .
पान चढ़े, फूल चढ़े और चढ़े मेवा,
लड्डुअन का भोग लगे, सन्त करें सेवा ..
जय गणेश, जय गणेश, जय गणेश, देवा .
माता जाकी पारवती, पिता महादेवा ..

अंधे को आँख देत, कोढ़िन को काया,
बाँझन को पुत्र देत, निर्धन को माया .
'सूर' श्याम शरण आए, सफल कीजे सेवा,
जय गणेश जय गणेश जय गणेश देवा ..
माता जाकी पारवती, पिता महादेवा ..!

गणेश जी का रूप निराला है,
चेहरा भी कितना भोला भाला है,
जिसे भी आती है कोई मुसीबत,
उसे इन्ही ने तो संभाला है,
जय श्री गणेशा !
गणेश चतुर्थी की शुभकामनाये!

पग में फूल खिले,
हर ख़ुशी आपको मिले,
कभी न हो दुखों का सामना,
यही मेरी गणेश चतुर्थी की शुभकामना।

आप कि ख़ुशियाँ गणेश कि सूंढ़ कि तरह लंबी हो,
आपकी ज़िंदगी उनके पेट कि तरत मोटी हो,
और जीवन का हर पल लॅडू कि तरह मीठा हो.
हैपी गणेश चतुर्थी ।

धरती पर बारिश की बूंदे बरसे,
आप के ऊपर अपनों का प्यार बरसे,
गणेश जी से बस यही दुआ है,
आप ख़ुशी के लिए नहीं,
ख़ुशी आप के लिए तरसे। जय श्री गणेश !

बक्रतुण्ड महाकाय सूर्यकोटि समप्रभ,
निविघ्नं कुरूमेव देव सर्वकार्यषु सर्वदा।
हे! रिधी सिधी के दाता सब पर कृपा रखना ।

सब शुभ कारज में पहले पूजा तेरी,
तुम बिना काम ना सरे, अरज सुन मेरी,
रिधी सिधी को लेकर करो भवन में फेरी,
करो ऐसी कृपा नित करूँ मैं पूजा तेरी।
हॅपी गणेश चतुर्थी!

गणेश कि ज्योति से नूर मिलता हे,
सबके दिलो को सुकून मिलता हे,
जो भी आता हे गणेश के द्वार,
उसे कुछ ना कुछ जरूर मिलता हे. ..!
हॅपी गणेश चतुर्थी ।

Ganesh ChaturthiSMS in English

September 15, 2015, 1:03 pm

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Harida - Golden colored
Alampata - Infinite Lord
Ganapati - Lord of all Gods
Siddhidata - Giver of Success
Eshanputra - Son of Lord Shiva
Nideeshwaram - Bestower of Treasures & Riches
Avighna - Remover of all difficulties & obstacles
May Lord Ganesha in all His incarnations shower His finest blessings on you!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Wishing you:
Happiness as big as Ganesha's appetite;
Life is long as His trunk;
Troubles as small as His mouse;
And moments as sweet as His Laddus.
Warm wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi!

May Ganesh ji bless you with wealth,
Happiness & success… Forever…
…….()(.=.)()
……<>‘) )’<>
…….(,,)’ ‘(,,,)
Ganpati Bappa Morya.. :-)
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi..!!

May Lord Ganesha shower,
Abundant good luck on you,
And may He always bestow,
You with His blessings!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

God comes to this world,
In many forms and blesses,
Us in different disguises.
Celebrate God’s benevolence,
Bestowed on mortals like us,
Through Lord Ganesha!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Smiling is a sign of one’s good mood.
Laughing is a sign of happiness.
Praying is a sign of good faith.
Have “YOU” as my Friend is a,
Sign of Ganesha’s Blessings!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

G- get
A- always
N- new
E- energy
S- spirit &
H- happiness.
Wish u happy
Ganesh Chaturthi!
Jay GAJANAND !

Ganesh Chaturthi Wishes Messages

September 17, 2015, 9:22 am

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May Lord Ganesha bestow you with eternal bliss, peace and contentment!
A very happy and blessed Ganesh Chaturthi to you and your family!

Hoping that this Ganesh Chatruthi will be,
The start of year that brings the happiness,
That lord Ganesh fills your home with,
Prosperity & fortune,
Best wishes on Ganesh Chaturthi !

I wish you HAPPY GANESH PUJA and pray to God,
For your prosperous life,
May you find all the love of life,
May your all dreams come true.
HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI !!!

Lord Ganesha is our mentor and protector,
May He enrich your life,
By always giving you great beginnings and,
Removing obstacles from your life!
Greetings on Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!

Bhakti Ganapati, Shakti Ganapati,
Riddhi Ganapati, Siddhi Ganapati,
Lakshmi Ganapati, Maha Ganapati,
May this Ganesh Chaturthi brings you Bhakti, Shakti, Riddhi, Siddhi, Laskhmi and Maha Samriddhi!

May Lord Ganesha Bless You With Worldly,
Bounties And Keep You And,
Your Family Protected From,
Obstacles At All Times !
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi.

G:- Get Well Ever
A:- Active
N:- No Harming Activity
E:- End Of Problems
S:- Sucess
H:- Hard Work
Ganpati Bappa Morya..
Bless Us As Like Name.

Some One,
is Loving You,
Caring for You,
Watching over You,
Protecting You,
Guess Who?
Yes…
GANPATI…
BAPPA MORYA !

Girl Boy Whatsapp Jokes

September 20, 2015, 12:20 pm

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Girl : व्हाट्स यॉर नेम??
Boy:- Six Gun.
Girl : यह क्या है..?
Boy:- छगन
Girl:- तुम मेरे टीचर बनॉगे??
Boy:- क्यों?
Girl:- Cow Dance के लिए.
Boy:- अब यह क्या है!!!
Girl:- गाइडेन्स क लिए.

Boy :- शादी के बाद में तेरे लिए घर बनाऊंगा..
Girl :- Banana.
Boy: यह क्या है???
Girl: बना ना!
Girl :- और कौन है तुम्हारे साथ..!
Boy :- Alone.
Girl :- क्या ?
Boy :- Akela..!

Boy:- तुम्हे क्या लगता है रावण के बारेमे...? वो कैसा इंसान था?
Girl:- Kiss.
Boy:- यह क्या है..?
Girl:- Papi.
Boy :- क्या मे तुमसे एक चीज़ मांगू?
Girl:- Mango.
Boy :- अब यह क्या है..?
Girl:- mango.

Boy :- शादी के लिए हाँ करो नहीं तो मैं ज़हर पी लूँगा..!
Girl :- Cap.
Boy :- ये क्या???
Girl :- तो पी …!
Girl :- 1234...
Boy :- Gun Leaves Key Two Hands Car
Girl :- अब यह क्या है!!!
Boy :- गन पति की जय जय कार!

Boy :- क्या कल रात तुम पार्टी मे थी ?
Girl :- Elephant.
Boy :- यह क्या है???
Girl:- हा थी..!
Boy :- क्या तुमने वहां पर दारु पी ?
Girl :- Hammer.
Boy :- अब ये क्या है?
Girl :- हा थोडी..!

Boy:- व्हाट्स यॉर नेम??
Girl:- Palak Tree
Boy:- अब यह क्या है?
Girl:- पलक.
Girl:- मे केसी दिखती हूँ??
Boy:- Two Cars.
Girl:- यह क्या है?
Boy:- बेकार.

Boy :- अगर कुछ डिसीजन लेना हो तो किसकी सुनती हो ?
Girl :- Monkey.
Boy :- यह क्या है???
Girl:- मन की.
Boy :- शॉपिंग करने के बाद क्या किया ?
Girl :- Cat.
Boy :- अब ये क्या ?
Girl :- बिल लिया..!

I Love you Shayari in Hindi

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Jaam pe jaam peene se kya fayeda,
Raat guzri to utar jayegi,
Kisi ki aankhon se peeyo khuda ki kasam,
Umar saari nashe mein guzar jayegi !

Karte nahi izhar,
phir kyun karte ho tum pyar?
nazron se bate bahut hui,
ab lab se karo ikrar…!

Yuhin hi sapno se Dil ko lagaya karo,
Kese bhi khwaabon me aya jaya karo,
Jab bhi Dil kahe ki koi tumhe bhi manaye,
Bas hame yaad kar ke ruth jaya karo !

Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai,
Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi….
samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya karte Hai….!

Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul hai. !

Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega !

Ishq wale ankho ki baat samajh lete hai,
Sapno me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete hai,
rota to aasma bhi hai Pyaar ke liye,
par log use barsat samajh lete hai !

Funny Bank Jokes Photos

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Wife called her husband,
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and,
10,000 Rupees to buy a dress,
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?

A Banta bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn't pay the dues;
The bank took away his car.
Funny Banta: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

A Banta was withdrawing money from ATM.
The Sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen your password. Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first Banta replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong. It’s 1258."

A lady was newly appointed as a clerk in a bank.
The manager of that branch was fond of Literature and books.
He asked the clerk, “Do you know William Shakespeare?" The clerk replied, “No. In which branch is he working?"
After that the manager only asks her about cheques and drafts.

Motu lost his cheque book,
Bank manager: Be careful, anyone can put your sign.
Motu: I am not fool, i have already signed all the cheques.
Please sign the back of the cheque, 'the teller told her, 'as you'd sign a letter.

Banta had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...!

Gang of Motu-Patlu broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
Bottles of chilled red wine...
Happily they drink and left,
Next day headline…
Braking News:-
"Blood Bank Robbed"

Thoughts on Life Images

September 26, 2015, 10:28 am

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"When you rehearse success in your mind, you experience success in your life."
~ Unknown Author ~

“Life is being on the wire, everything else is just waiting.”
~ Karl Wallenda ~

"Thinking should become your capital asset, no matter whatever ups and downs you come across in your life."
~ A.P.J. Abdul Kalam ~

“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.”
~ Dennis P. Kimbro ~

“I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.”
~ Dudley Field Malone ~

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, I used everything you gave me.”
~ Erma Bombeck ~

“The biggest failure you can have in life is making the mistake of never trying at all.”
~ Unknown Author ~

“Life is about making an impact, not making an income.”
~ Kevin Kruse ~

“Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.”
~ Joshua J. Marine ~

"To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong."
~ Joseph Chilton Pearce~

“Life is short, live it. Love is rare, grab it. Anger is bad, dump it. Fear is awful, face it. Memories are sweet, cherish it.”
~ Unknown Author ~

“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.”
~ John Lennon ~

"If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into someone else's plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much."
~ Jim Rohn ~

“Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else.”
~ Les Brown ~

"Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."
~ Lolly Daskal ~

"The number one reason people fail in life is because they listen to their friends, family, and neighbours."
~ Napoleon Hill ~

"You can't connect the dots looking forward; you can only connect them looking backwards. So you have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something--your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down, and it has made all the difference in my life."
~ Steve Jobs ~

“Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact.”
~ William James ~

“Many of life’s failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.”
~ Thomas Edison ~

"I find that when you have a real interest in life and a curious life, that sleep is not the most important thing."
~ Martha Stewart ~

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Funny Jokes in Hindi

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लड़का लड़की को देखने गया, और उसका पहला सवाल ही आख़िरी बन गया...
जब उसने पूछा...
"क्या तुम इंग्लीश हेंडल कर लेती हो..?"
और लड़की बिंदास होकर बोली... "सोडा हो तो देसी भी चल जाती है.."

लड़का:- तुमसे एक बात कहनी है.. कल जब तुम कॉलेज गई हुई थी तब में तुम्हारे घर गया था..
लड़की:- फिर...?
लड़का:- लगता है अब हमारी शादी नही हो पाएगी..!
लड़की:- क्यूँ ? पापा से मिले थे क्या...?
लड़का:- नही...! तुम्हारी छ्होटी बहन से मिला था..!

टीचर:- पप्पू तुमने आज फिर अपना होमवर्क नही किया, बोलो तुम्हे क्या सज़ा दूं...
पप्पू:- टीचर वो मेरे बगल वाली लड़की ने भी नही किया हम दोनो को बाथरूम मे बंद कर दो...!

बंटी: यार तुजे ये चोट केसे लगी...!
बबलू: क्या बताऊ कल सेक्ररेटरी से SMS चेटिंग कर रहा था.. तभी बीवी आ गई.. और हड़बड़ाहट मे लास्ट SMS बीवी के मोबाइल पे चला गया...!
बंटी: मेसेज मे क्या था..!
बबलू: चुड़ेल आ गई है बाद मे बात करता हूँ..!

पति: हर सुबह जब मेरी आँख खुलती है.. तो मे भगवान से यही प्राथना करता हूँ की.. सबको तुम्हारे जेसी पत्नी दे..!
पत्नी(खुश होते हुए): सच्ची..!
पति: हाँ.. आख़िर मे अकेला ही दुखी क्यों रहूं..?

बेटा (फोन पर): माँ आज हम दो से तीन हो गए..
माँ: वाह बेटा, बधाई हो... लड़का हुआ या लड़की..?
बेटा: नही माँ आपकी बहू ने दूसरी शादी कर ली..!

स्कूल मे... टीचर:- अच्छा बच्चो बताओ फल कोंन कौन से होते है...
एक बच्चा बोला:- बनाना, एप्पल, मेंगो, वगरह...
टीचर:- और बताओ...
बच्चा:- बस और सब बढ़िया...
उपर वाले की कृपा है..
आप बताओ क्या हाल चाल है..!

Funny English Jokes

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Boy: Where are you going now?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why so much Make-up?
Girl: You Idiot... Tomorrow My Photo will come in Newspaper..!

An Old man had 8 hairs on his head.
He went to a Barber shop.
Barber anger and asked:
Shall I cut or count?
Old man smiled and said:
"Colour it!"
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you.

Boy: I checked yesterday that I don't have any iron in my body
Girl: How did you check?
Boy: I checked with a Magnet, it was not sticking to me..!

Boy: Marry Me..?
Girl: Do you have a House...?
Boy No.
Girl: Do you have a BMW Car..?
Boy: No.
Girl: How much is Your Salary?
Boy: No Salary, But..
Girl: No But... You have Nothing. How can I Marry You? Leave Please!!
Boy: (talking to Himself) I have one Villa, 3 Property Lands, 3 Ferrari's, 3 Porches… Why would I need to have a BMW? How could i get a Salary When I'm the Boss!
& The Girl Lost her Chance.

The Teacher asked for sentence using the Word "beans".
Girl: "My Father Grows beans".
Boy: "My Mother Cooks beans".
Then a Third Child Spoke up and said, "We are all human beans..."

Teacher: Why are you Late Today?
Student: Because of sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

Teacher: Correct the Sentence
“A Bull and Cow is Grazing in the Field"
Student: “A Cow and Bull is Grazing in the Field"
Teacher: How?
Student: Because Ladies First. LOL

Good Night Quotes in हिंदी with Images

October 7, 2015, 1:09 pm

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कब उनकी पलको से इज़हार होगा,
दिल के किसी कोने मे हमारे लिए प्यार होगा,
गुज़र रही है रात उनकी यादों मे,
कभी उनको भी हमारा इंतजार होगा..!
गुड नाइट डियर!

चमकते चाँद को नींद आने लगी,
आपकी खुशी से दुनिया जगमगने लगी,
देखकर आपको हर कली गुनगुनाने लगी,
अब तो फेक्ते फेक्ते मूज़े भी नींद आने लगी,
गुड नाइट मेरे प्यारे दोस्त!

दोस्ती का आगाज़ बुरा हो, तो उसे होने मत दो,
अच्छा दोस्त मिल जाए, तो उसे खोने मत दो,
और आप जेसा प्यारा दोस्त मिल जाए,
तो उसे सोने मत दो...!
गुड नाइट प्यारे दोस्त..!

हर सपना कुछ पाने से पूरा नही होता,
कोई किसी के बिना अधूरा नही होता,
जो चाँद रोशन करता है रात भर सबको,
हर रात वो भी पूरा नही होता..!
गुड नाइट & स्वीट ड्रीम्स !

कोई दोलत पर नाज़ करता है,
कोई शोहरत पर नाज़ करता है,
जिसको मिलते है हमारे मेसेज,
वो किस्मत पर नाज़ करता है...!
गुड नाइट !

चाँद की चाँदनी ने एक पालकी बनायी है,
और ये पालकी हमने बड़े प्यार से सजाई है,
दुआ है ये हवा तुज़से ज़रा धीरे चलना,
मेरे प्यार को बड़ी प्यारी नींद आई है!

पत्थर की दुनिया ज़ज्बात नही समजती,
दिल मे क्या है वो बात नही समजती,
तन्हा तो चाँद भी सितारो के बीच मे है,
पर चाँद का दर्द वो रात नही समजती..!
गुड नाइट…!

Good Morning Quotes in हिन्दी

October 8, 2015, 1:11 pm

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पंछीयो का मधुर स्वर ये पैगाम दे आपको,
की सूरज की हर किरण तेज दे आपको,
फुलो को हर कली खुशबु दे आपको,
हम तो कुछ देने के काबिल नही,
उपर वाला जिंदगी की हर खुशी दे आपको..!
आपको प्यारा सा गुड मॉर्निंग!

सुबह के फूल खिल गये,
पंछी अपने सफ़र पर उड़ गये,
सूरज आते ही तारे छुप गये,
क्याँ आप भी मीठी नींद से उठ गये..!
गुड मॉर्निंग..!

शबनम की बूंदे फूलों को भीगा रही है,
ठंडी लहरे एक ताज़गी जगा रही है,
हो जाए आप भी इनमे शामिल,
एक प्यारी सी सुबह आपको बुला रही है..!
गुड मॉर्निंग !

आप नही होते तो हम खो गये होते,
अपनी जिंदगी से रुसवा हो गये होते,
ये तो आपको गुड मॉर्निंग कहने के लिए उठे है,
वरना हम तो अभी तक सो रहे होते..!
गुड मॉर्निंग मेरे प्यारे दोस्त!

दिल को दिल से चुराया तुमने,
दूर होते हुए भी अपना बनाया तुमने,
कभी भूल नही पाएँगे ऐ दोस्त तुमको,
क्योंकि दोस्ती करना सिखाया तुमने..!
गुड मॉर्निंग प्यारे दोस्त!

चेहरे पे हँसी, आँख पे खुशी,
गम का कही काम ना हो,
हर सुबह लाए आपके जीवन मे भरपूर खुशिया,
जिसके ढलने की कोई शाम ना हो!
सुप्रभात..!

सुबह का हर पल जिंदगी दे आपको,
दिन का हर लम्हा खुशी दे आपको,
जहा गम की हवा छु के भी ना गुज़रे,
भगवान वो जन्नत की ज़मीन दे आपको..!
आपको प्यारा सा गुड मॉर्निंग..!

Funny Cartoon Doctor Patient Jokes

October 9, 2015, 2:23 pm

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A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do you expect?
Nurse: 10,000 ₹.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000 ₹.

Lady to the doctor over the phone, “Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribes me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”
Doctor: “Just comes over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of Car.”

HUSBAND OF THE PATIENT: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
DOCTOR: When the kids are in college . . .!

Doctor: Please take your seat sir. What is your problem??
Patient: Hello Doctor please can you give me your certificate?
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I took 2 weeks leave in my office. They asked me to get a "Doctor Certificate".

Doctor: You should take at least 10 Glasses of water every day.
Patient: It is Impossible.
Doctor: Why?
Patient: I have only 4 Glasses at home..!

The doctor told a Patient that if he ran Eight kilometres a day for 200 days, he would lose 34 kg. After 200 days, the patient called the doctor to report he had lost weight, but he had a problem.
Doctor: 'What is the Problem?'
Patient: 'I am 1600 kms. from home.'

Patient: I will be fine after the operation, right?
Doctor: yes. But the operation is very complicated. Nine out of ten people die after this operation.
Patient: What? Then how come you are getting sure about my safety?
Doctor: Maybe you are the luckiest tenth person...!

Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.

Happy Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

October 11, 2015, 12:21 pm

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Hope your Special Day,
Brings you all that your Heart Desires,
Here’s wishing you a day Full of Pleasant Surprises!
Happy birthday! My Friend!

Your Birthday is Important for me,
Because it gives me one year of being with you,
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday Dear Friend..!

I sending you SMILES,
For Every Moment of your Special Day,
Have a Wonderful Time and a Very Happy Birthday me Best Friend.!

Best of Best Friends are hard to find,
But I am glad I have mine,
Happy Birthday to you my Friend,
Stay Blessed and Happy this Day!

Happy birthday my Friend,
You are an Amazing Friend,
With a Good Heart,
May God pour his Love and Warmth on you,
In all Walks of Life.!

Thinking of you and the good times we spent...!
Make me Smile,
Happy Birthday to a Friend,
Who's always close to my Heart…!

May your Special Day...
Surrounded with Happiness,
Filled with Laughter,
Wrapped with Pressure,
Brightened with Fun,
Blessed with Love,
Remembered with Joy,
And Enriched with Hopes,
Happy Birthday My Friend!

Whenever I look back at my life,
I remember all the times,
You made my life like i am living a dream,
Taking up for me against the bad guys,
Helping me to dress up for dates,
Listening to my problems and,
Teaching me how to live life to the fullest,
I seriously have no clue what,
Would I do without you?
Thank you for everything.
Happy Birthday Dear Friend..!

Happy Birthday to the Loveliest Person I Know,
That is you my Best Friend,
Just want to show,
That you mean a lot to me,
So have an awesome day,
Wish you a Lovely Birthday!

No matter Where Life takes us No Matter how far we are from each other,
The Memories of our FRIENDSHIP will remain in my heart forever,
Wish you Happy Birthday!

Happy Valentine Day Message Images

January 29, 2016, 12:31 am

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48+2 Members can sit in a Bus,
5+1 can sit in a Car,
3+1 can sit in an auto,
1+1 can sit in a Bike,
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That's 'U' My dear Valentine.

U r d beat of my heart
Lover of my soul
I'll never leave U
& never want to U let go

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 that make me sing
d 1 who makes me smile
& I never seem to cry

U r d beat of my heart
d 1 I really love
Don't let me out of Ur sight
For I'm yours by heart

“Happy Valentine's Day”

I need friend, U R here with me.
I need help, U R here with me.
I need someone who care, U R here with me.
I need someone who luv, U R here with me.
I need someone who special, U also R here with me.
I miss U so much.. Valentine’s day sms 2016.

Do you know that beside valentine day,?
the whole week (infect 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose,
have a look at the list below: -
7 Feb Rose Day,
8 Feb Propose Day,
9 Feb Chocolate Day,
10 Feb Teddy Day,
11 Feb Promise Day,
12 Feb Kiss Day,
13 Feb Hug Day,
14 Feb VALENTINES DAY,
15 Feb Slap Day,
16 Feb Kick Day,
17 Feb Perfume Day,
18 Feb Flirting Day,
19 Feb Confession Day,
20 Feb Missing Day,
21 Feb Break Up.

This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here, It’s me who live for you.
Happy Valentine’s Day!

I wish you were my Valentine
Though I may not be yours,
And I may, in my ignorance,
Be speaking to closed doors.
I have no inkling of your heart,
No hint what you might say;
But when I think of you the sun
Will just not go away.

Young Boys praying 2 “GOD”
please give me a beautiful G.F,
on upcoming “Valentine’s day”
God replied:- sorry already 2 million Boys are waiting for…!

Valentine's day is only a few days away.
So remember, it's not too late to break up and save money.
Maybe you catch a bigger fish on this day.
Happy Valentine's day!

Feelings are always the same,
Saying it could be in different ways,
Some say it directly are called 'LOVERS',
Some write them on paper & are called 'POETS' =)
“Happy Valentine’s Day”

Valentine's Day special gift IDEA:
1. Ask your wife what she wants.
2. Buy online.
3. Enter Your In-laws address.
4. Select 'Cash On Delivery'.
Happy Valentine's day!... very funny valentine day SMS.

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Love Shayari in Hindi for Girlfriend

March 21, 2016, 4:26 am

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Hum ne her shaam chirago se saja rakhi
par shart hawaon se laga rakhi hai,
na jane kis gali se aa jae mera sanam,
hum ne her gali phulon se saja rakhi hai. !

Bada arman tha tere sang jeewan bitane ka,
shikwa hai to bas tere khamosh reh jane ka,
Deewangi is se bad kar kya hogi,
aaj bhi hume intizar hai tere aane ka !

Hasrat hai sirf tumhe pane ki,
aur koi khawahish nahi is Dewane ki,
shikwa mujhe tumse nahi khuda se hai,
kya zarurat thi tumhe itna khuubsurat banane ki. !

khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
hajaro saal dekha hoga,
lakho saal nihara hoga,
phir usne socha hoga,
tumhe swarg main rakh lu,
lekin use mera khayal aaya hoga…!

Hum aap ko kabhi khone nahi denge,
juda hona chaha to bhi hone nahi denge,
Chandni raton me ayegi meri yaad,
meri yaad k wo pal aap ko sone nahi denge !

Raat ko raat ka tohfa nahi dete,
dil ko jazbaat ka tohfa nahi dete,
hum to tumhe chand bhi de dete,
magar Chand ko Chand ka tohfa nahi dete…!

Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarah tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega!
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega…!

Tamana Khuch Bhi Nahin
Ek Tere Deedar K bina,
Zindagi Adhoori Hai Meri
Tere Pyar Ke bina !

Crazy Funny SMS in हिदीं

March 24, 2016, 11:58 pm

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लड़का (लड़की से): में 18 साल का हूँ और तुम?
लड़की : में भी 18 साल की हूँ!
लड़का : तो फिर चल ना, शर्माना क्या?
लड़की : कहा?
लड़का : वोट देने.....!
"सोच बदलो, देश बदलेगा".

शादी करने के बाद और मोबाइल लेने के बाद, एक ही बात का अफ़सोस होता है...
की काश कुछ दिन और रुक जाते तो अच्छा मॉडल मिल जाता...!

पोलीस को एक एसी बॉडी मिली है,
जिसके दाँत काले है,
घोंसले जैसे बाल हैं,
पागलो जैसी सकल है,
.
.
.
मूज़े तेरी चिंता हो रही है,
Please ज़रा Miss Call तो मार न....!

लड़का लड़की से कहता है,
तुम्हारी शर्ट फटी हुई है...
लड़की: तुम नही समजोगे यह आजकल का फैशन है...
लड़का: सही है यार, तुम खुद फाडो तो फैशन, और साला हम फाडे तो सीधा पोलीस स्टेशन...!

पता नही लोग मेरी इतनी Respect क्यों करते है,
जब भी में किसी को SMS करती हूँ,
तो वो नीचे सिर झुकाकर मेरा SMS पढ़ते हैं,
बिल्कुल तुम्हारी तरह,
"उफ...My Crazy Fans..”

पापा: दिन भर Facebook पर बेठा रहता है,
ये तुजे रोटी नही देने वाली.
बेटा: पापा मूज़े पता है रोटी नही देगी... पर रोटी बनाने वाली तो यही से मिलेगी...!

पत्नी: तुम कुछ भी महेनत नही करते,
सब मे ही करती हूँ, सारे अच्छे काम मेरे ही होते है,
तुम करते ही क्या हो मेरे लिए?
पति: साली कमीनी... भूल गई...
कल ही मेने तुजे Candy Crush मे Level 73 पार कराया था...
भूल गई...!

पति : तुम्हारी ये रोज रोज की नयी नयी फरमाईशो से परेशान होकर में आत्महत्या कर लूँगा..!
पत्नी : आप भी न रुला के ही दम लोगे... चलो अब एक अच्छी सी सफेद साड़ी दिला दो बस...
नही तो तेहरवीं पर क्या पहनूँगी...!

Good Afternoon SMS in English

April 28, 2016, 11:44 pm

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When friendship is your greatest weakness,
you will be the strongest person in the world"...
Good Afternoon.

Good better best, never let it rest,
till the good is better, better is best.
Good Afternoon

Meaning of noon is not just only middle of the day,
but it is the harder time to do anything in our life,
So across this noon happily Good Afternoon!

As you climb the ladder of success,
check occasionally to make sure it is leaning against the right wall".
Good Afternoon and Good Day!

Learning history is so easy but making history is so difficult.
Make a history of yourself and make others to learn it!
Good Afternoon!

Life is a magic...!
The beauty of life is next second,
which hides thousands of secrets.
I wish every second will be wonderful in your life.
Good afternoon.

The Setting of Sun is the Evening time,
When it is above your head it is the NOON time,
Have a hot and warm Noon.

Hardest Riddles in English

June 23, 2016, 1:14 am

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Solution:
2-3
3-4
7-8
9-10

Solution:
The old lady of course.
After helping the old lady into the car, I give the car keys to my best friend.
And then i go by bus with my child love.

Solution:
Just One!
example
If u get Green rock with label as "Green + Yellow" => this is Yellow as all labels are wrong.
In this way u can logically solve this puzzle.

Solution:
Eggs
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens

Solution:
Yo Yo Happy Birthday to jennifer katharine gates.

Solution:
It is not possible to guess only three fruits correctly… the fourth fruit is then correct too! So nobody has guessed three fruits correctly and 111-34-29-38 = 10 people have guessed four fruits correctly.

Solution:
1. 7 D of the W (7 days of the Week)
2. 26 L of the A (26 Letters of the Alphabet)
3. 100 Y in a C (1000 years in a century)

Solution:
I Am stone.

Explanation:
Stone is 5 letter word. if remove word one (not 1 letter) we will get st.